Combustible fairycake - with lilacs aflame.

disnerd:

do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off

(via convertingtruthintowords)

sloth-with-a-blog:

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

you really live up to your url

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a-balrogofmorgoth:

dwarfadventures:

#when i first saw the kite i thought ‘man what a shitty smaug’ then i realised it was a kite and felt ridiculous

 #apparently smaug thought the same thing because it’s the first thing he set fire to 

(Source: costerwaldaus, via convertingtruthintowords)

showmeyourassbutt:

theofficialariel:

Princess to Prince Transformation

All characters portrayed by Richard Schaefer (Me)

Costumes also made by myself. My Fan-page

how

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lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

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threecheersforsweetcaffeine:

this is excellent

(Source: megameanie, via convertingtruthintowords)

"May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds."

- Edward Abbey (via wildernessbound)

(Source: become-isolated, via carson6echo)

gimel-vav-chet-shin:

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

I’m very uncomfortable right now.

(via bobafett-stole-my-tardis)